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A Burning Bulb First: TWO BRAND NEW RELEASES in the same day!

Best of 2015In a first in the seven-year history of BURNING BULB PUBLISHING, we are pleased to announce that TODAY (August 29, 2015) we have made history by releasing not one, but TWO exciting new books to our collection of amazing literature!


First, for the Bizarro/over-the-top fiction/erotica fans, let me present to you DR. ORGASM, by the incomparable WOL-VRIEY:

Dr. Orgasm by Wol-vriey

Communism = the political doctrine outlawing ‘coming’ (i.e. the female orgasm).

Courtney Taylor is young, intelligent, beautiful, and successful. She also has a boyfriend who loves her deeply.

The problem is, no matter what Courtney does, she can’t climax during sex.

When Florence Rigid’s communist forces destroy the city of Metaphor, Courtney and her friends Teresa, Highball, Miki, and Heather are cast into the midst of a quest to find the only person able to save the land of Innuendo—Dr. Carol Orgasm, wanted by the communists for developing the O-Pill, a wonder drug that grants women sexual ecstasy on demand.

The communists will do anything to get their hands on the O-Pill and prevent its reaching the millions of Innuendo’s women.

But Courtney desperately wants that pill too. And so it’s now a race between Courtney and the communists to find Dr. Orgasm first.

And Courtney has no choice but to win this race.

She must win it: For her own orgasm . . . and for the freedom of female sexuality everywhere.


Second, for the fans of classic horror, NELSON W. PYLES’ latest release EVERYTHING HERE IS A NIGHTMARE will be sure to satisfy your dark cravings:

Everything Here Is A Nightmare by Nelson W. Pyles

“Pyles makes it look easy. His characters come instantly alive with the cocksure verve and swagger of rock stars.”- Daniel Knauf, creator of HBO’s “Carnivale,” Executive Producer/Writer, ABC’s “The Blacklist.”

The critically acclaimed author of Demons, Dolls and Milkshakes returns with fifteen tales of horror and suspense with Everything Here is a Nightmare.

From zombies in the old west, to a young boy tempted by the Devil. From vampires with romantic longing, to an abandoned lighthouse haunted by vengeful spirits. From a serial killer getting unholy justice, to a haunted English race car, Nelson W Pyles invites you to explore a landscape of fear, suspense and horror.

Take his hand and hold on tight. Remember that whatever you find here, whatever you see, no matter what you might think it could be…know this:

Everything Here is a Nightmare


BOSTON CORPSE, Book #2 in the Bud Malone Bizarro Crime Series by WOL-VRIEY now available!

Boston Corpse by Wol-vriey

Boston Corpse:
A Bud Malone Thriller!

MAGIC CAN BE MURDER!!!

Drag queen Lucy Tang is back in Boston, and is hell-bent on settling her vendetta against casino owner Sookie Ling. And suddenly, Bud Malone, PI, has the case of his life to resolve.

When Boston’s robot police force are baffled by a mind transfer case, they come to Malone for help.

The one person who can likely help Malone out here is the witch Soledad Bathory. But Soledad seems to know a lot more than she’s telling him.

It’s a case not made easier when Malone meets Soledad’s beautiful cousin, Josephine ‘Slave’ Bailey. Slave has her own plans for Malone, most of which involve teaching him BDSM and making him her new Master.

Oh, and Rick Rogers owes Sookie Ling a whole lot of money, a gambling debt that’s going to be literally Hell to pay!

Boston Corpse–Not your average detective novel!
Get it today at amazon!


PUBLISHER’S DISCLAIMER/STORM WARNING:

This isn’t well-behaved young adult fiction. It is not intended for children, either. This is a graphically violent, EXTREMELY sexually graphic/depraved, quite sick book (in places) . . . seriously, not for the innocent. SERIOUSLY. Er . . . you’ve been warned.

This is Book #2 in the Bud Malone Series. Book #1 is Boston Posh.


THE GIRLS OF OCTOBER – a tale of horror and suspense by JOSH HANCOCK – now available!

The Girls of October by Josh Hancock

“Simply incredible… Hancock delivers ‘the bogeyman’ in an unforgettable way that horror fans are sure to enjoy.” —Gary Lee Vincent, author DARKENED HILLS

“A wild ride! Just when you thought you knew where it was going, it takes you to another level.” — Solon Tsangaras, Author, Detour to Armageddon

“Josh Hancock’s novel reads like a true-crime book inspired by the John Carpenter film Halloween. I was completely sucked into this incredibly realistic horror story.”  — Zakary McGaha, Author, Sea of Medium-to-High Pitched Noises

The Girls of October tells the story of a young woman who develops a strange fascination with John Carpenter’s Halloween, believing that somewhere within the 1978 horror classic lays the truth behind an arcane force that has terrorized her since her childhood.

As an escape from a world that has not always been kind, film student Beverly Dreger takes comfort in spooky urban legends, horror movies, and monster magazines. But when a string of bizarre murders draws her closer to the folkloric entity known as “the bogeyman,” Beverly must unravel the mystery of her past and confront an ancient evil.

An epistolary novel, The Girls of October collects fictional primary sources—newspaper articles, film criticism, screenplays, short stories, interviews, police reports, and more—to tell a chilling story of psychosis, family secrets, and murder.

Get your copy of The Girls of October today on amazon.com
Available in Paperback and Kindle editions.


BIZARRO 101 (A Basic Primer) – 37 Flash Fiction Stories by WOL-VRIEY – now available!

Bizarro 101 by Wol-vriey

“This primer is the very essence of any and all styles and types of Bizarro writing. Wol-vriey collects, distills, and bottles up these 37 tiny stories for your sensory enjoyment. This is an absolute must-read for anyone new to the genre, because it demonstrates the scope of what Bizarro is, and what it can be.”

–Teresa Pollack, Bizarro commentator and blogger

Welcome to the strange place:

A collection of 37 flash fiction stories designed to introduce one to the Bizarro/New Weird Genre.

Weird, dreamy, nightmarish, absurd, sad, surreal, humorous . . . this collection of tales is all this and more.

Welcome once again to the strange place, everyone . . . the very strange place.

Stories include:

  • The Original
  • Penisthumb
  • Love + Lust in Brazil
  • Teething Troubles
  • Jackie Chan Angel
  • Ears are for Hearing
  • Evil Beef Factory
  • Angie Stone’s Revival
  • Lesbian in my Pocket
  • Void
  • Can’t See For The Rain
  • Identia
  • The Morning After
  • Ahmed Apple Attacks America!
  • The Grass
  • A Day at the Racists
  • Behind Every Successful Woman
  • Okay! Okay!!
  • For Ze Love of Rosa (A Legend of Bizarro Mexico)
  • Ring Ring
  • Shrink Me
  • Good Medicine
  • Liquid Husband
  • The East Side of the House
  • In Reverso
  • Entertaining Spider
  • Number One
  • Señor Ogre (A Legend of Bizarro Mexico)
  • Die, You Fluffy Sonofabitch!
  • Soft Silky Skin
  • Venice
  • God’s Refrigerator
  • 2012: The Alien Egg
  • Retro Race Relations Rumble
  • The Lionesses and The Hyena
  • The Secret Life of Drawers
  • The Devil in Utopia

Get your copy of BIZARRO 101 today at Amazon.com.
Available in PAPERBACK and KINDLE editions.


A ROCK BAND NAME STEVE – a novella of horror – by ZAKARY MCGAHA available now on amazon Kindle

A Rock Band Named Steve by Zakary Mcgaha

Teen love gone wrong!

Goofy, mustached teenager Ricky has just found the girl of his dreams…only problem is, her family is a clan of hipster-like serial killers. Follow the misadventures of this new couple as they discover things about love, themselves, and what it means to kill the hell out of people! Also, they’re going to have to test the limits of their relationship when a heroic rock band enters the mix with a goal of taking down the deranged family. A Rock Band Named Steve!

Get it today on amazon Kindle


ATTENTION BIZARRO FANS: MELANIE NEMESIS CATCHPOLE by WOL-VRIEY is here!

Melanie Nemesis Catchpole

 

Reality has henceforth been abolished
– The Fixer.

In Springfield, Massachusetts, Melanie Catchpole is hired to fetch back a magic teddy bear worth millions of dollars from a warehouse across town.

Problem is, the warehouse is down in Springfield’s O-Zone—that totally weird sector of the city where Bizarro fell to Earth. The ‘O’ is a fairytale land, a place where dreams and nightmares literally live and breathe.

Worse still, the gingers—mutant cannibals—prowl the O. The gingers have already eaten everyone else Melanie’s employers sent to get back the magic teddy bear.

Accompanied by the handsome but ruthless Doug Fisher (who she finds sexy but doesn’t dare entrust her heart to), Melanie enters the O-Zone.

Melanie and Doug are instantly caught up in an adventure they’d never have believed credible even if written as fiction . . . and Melanie’s used to experiencing the very weird as the norm.

And now, additionally, there’s a mystery to unravel: What does the dark, freezing-cold being called The Fixer want with Mary, the barkeep’s daughter?

MELANIE NEMESIS CATCHPOLE the latest bizarro adventure from Wol-vriey
Get it now at amazon.com!


RISE OF THE DEAD – The Zombie Anthology You’ve Been Waiting For!

BURNING BULB PUBLISHING
PROUDLY PRESENTS

Rise of the Dead

From John Russo, co-author of Night of the Living Dead™:

“By now almost everyone knows that the concept of the modern flesh-eating zombie originated in the sixties with Night of the Living Dead™. That’s why I think that this anthology of short stories paying homage to that fact is a wonderful idea. When I was asked to write such a story, I was told that each and every story in the book would have to take place in or around the time, in 1968, when the horror classic that I co-authored took place…

Perhaps, for you, dear reader, some of the stories you will read in these pages will take their place as some of your very own favorites. Please step back with me into the 1960’s – a time of peaceniks, rednecks and unspeakable zombie horror!!”

RISE OF THE DEAD

A collection of seventeen stories from masters of pen and screen, featuring:

The First One by John Russo

Home Cookin’ by Tyson Blue

The Last Ministry by E.L. Stice

The Turbulent Flight Home by Nelson W. Pyles

The South Will Rise Again by Andy Rausch

Lovely Rita by Stephen Spignesi

The Protest by R.D. Riley

Peace in Peaces by Zakary McGaha

The Commune by David J. Fairhead

Cocaine Connie by Gary Lee Vincent

End Scene by David C. Hayes

Elizabeth’s Story by Rachel J. Montgomery

Deadheads by Paul Victor Wargelin

Philbear by David F. Walker

Wrong Place, Wrong Time by William Vitka

Felicity Marmaduke Redux by Rich Bottles Jr.

The Morning After by Douglas Brode

RISE OF THE DEAD
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PARK MASTERS – a comedy by ZAKARY MCGAHA is now available!

Park Masters - a comedy by Zakary McGaha

Bad breakups, Bigfoot costumes, ghost bears, and more. Park Masters is a wacky, intelligent, quirky comedy about the power relationships have on people, good or bad. Also, it’s just plain fun!

Order your copy of PARK MASTERS today!


Attention Film Makers: HOW TO MAKE YOUR MOVIES LOOK PROFESSIONAL audio seminar by JOHN RUSSO is now available!

How to Make Your Movies Look Professional by John Russo

“I made a movie I didn’t finish. Then I read your books, took notes and made charts, and that’s what guided me to my first complete movie.” — Quentin Tarantino

John Russo’s filmmaking books, lectures, seminars and workshops have paved the way to success for many famous professionals and hundreds of young, aspiring filmmakers!

NOW HE WANTS TO HELP YOU JUMP-START YOUR CAREER!

HOW TO MAKE YOUR MOVIES LOOK PROFESSIONAL is a 44-minute audio book that lets John Russo deliver his lessons to you personally, in his own recorded voice, just as if the two of you are sitting
in the same room — or vehicle.

John Russo will elevate you above all those who think they are filmmakers just because they can point a camera and press a button. He will teach you all about ·blocking, screen direction, pacing, composition, camera angles and much more!

Learn how to become a true professional by listening to the man who has written, produced or directed 20 feature movies in worldwide distribution, including MIDNIGHT, THE MAJORETTES, HEARTSTOPPER
and NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD.

Buy your copy today on amazon.com!


SEA OF MEDIUM-TO-HIGH PITCHED NOISES – a novel of zombie terror by new author ZAKARY MCGAHA now available!

Burning Bulb Publishing welcomes author newcomer Zakary McGaha in the release of his first novel SEA OF MEDIUM-TO-HIGH PITCHED NOISES, now available on amazon.com in Paperback and Kindle editions.

Sea of Medium-to-High Pitched Noises by Zakary McGaha

The zombie apocalypse is changing; the world is coming to an odd demise; and a serial killer tries to change his ways and redeem himself before it all goes away. Now, Crabby has entered the world he left behind; the world of the undead. And things are changing. Everything will come to an end. In this new wave of the apocalypse, everything changes every five minutes. And death would be an absolute luxury. Psychological torment meets physical bloodletting in Sea of Medium-to-High Pitched Noises.


THE ABANDONED SOUL – a novella of terror by new author DANIEL SELLERS is now available!

The Abandoned Soul by Daniel Sellers

After spending most of his 20s in a drug and alcohol fueled daze, a young man finally hits rock bottom. Having used up his friends and their good graces, he ends up squatting in an abandoned house. Forcibly sobering he begins to realize that he is not alone in this abandoned house. Left with one last friend and a mountain of regrets, he must decide if this presence is a guilty conscience, or a malicious hunter.

Available now in Paperback and Kindle Editions.


THE HAGS OF BLACK COUNTY – a new bizarro novella by MICHELLE BOWSER is now available!

The Hags of Black County by Michelle BowserRuled by a committee of Hags, and fueled by toothless rivalries, Black County lurks just far enough out of the way to be completely unnoticed by the rest of civilization. Its inhabitants have been mentally warped for generations and the land itself seems to have the power to drive anyone unlucky enough to visit into ridiculous hillbilly madness.

When a construction company needs to bury a pipeline through its ludicrous hills and valleys, a twisted charm goes to work and every aspect of already bizarre Black County life takes a gory turn for the hysterical. Take a preposterous trip along with its citizens, both native and new, through escapades such as the Hag parade, the grand opening of Madame Skunk’s House of Ill Repute, the demolition derby riot and the rabid, zombie clown apocalypse.

Buy it today on amazon:

PAPERBACK          KINDLE



THE MOB BOSS & THE SOUL SINGER featuring Chuck Corby and Quiet Storm now available!


3 1/2 Stars! An entirely enjoyable movie!” -Eye-on-the-Screen Reviews

“The warmest, most heartfelt little movie I’ve seen in years.” -George A. Romero


When soul singer Chuck Corby and his band Quiet Storm run afoul of a Mafia wannabe who’s dying of cancer, we’re off on a zany roller coaster ride with hammer-wielding thugs, a cheating wife and a gun-happy killer lurking behind every hairpin curve.

If you’re into classic soul singing mixed with spine-chilling thrills and howling belly laughs, you’ll find this and more in THE MOB BOSS AND THE SOUL SINGER.

Working title: Saloonatics

Cast:
Chuck Corby, Debbie Rochon, Bruno Sammartino, Tom DeJohn, Charles LoPresti, Armand Martin, Heidi Hinzman, Raymond Russo, Carl Severino, J.P. Nutini, Armando Anthony, Emilio Cornachione

Written and Directed by John Russo

Buy it now at amazon.com


Brand New Bizarro Collection From Madeleine Swann!

Now available – THE FILING CABINET OF DOOM – a collection of 17 Bizarro stories.

The Filing Cabinet of Doom: 17 Bizarro Short Stories by Madeleine Swann

What is THE FILING CABINET OF DOOM?

It’s a surreal comedy set in a black and white world where people communicate via speech bubbles and no sound exists. During a visit by a traveling carnival a psychic informs a village that the world will end soon. Three people make their way to the Head Office of the Council – a distant and dangerous place – to find out what’s going on while the psychic stays behind to face the wrath of the villagers.

In addition to the novella bearing the collection’s title, this book is JAM PACKED with sixteen BONUS short stories of the bizarre for your perusal, including:

  • Amongst the Dust and the Mice
  • Care For a Dance?
  • Dimension Lake
  • Feathers and Fame
  • Girl in the Picture
  • I Can See You
  • Invite Ghosts and Earn Pounds
  • My Own Real Doll
  • One Phone Call Away
  • Son, I’m Afraid I’m a Zombie
  • The Annual Essex Medical Convention
  • The Blue Seashell
  • The Marzipan King is a Dick
  • The Problem Rock
  • Time Tastic Tours
  • We Interrupt With This Message

Buy your copy today at amazon.com!


THE ACADEMY – the lastest novel of terror by legendary horror writer JOHN RUSSO now available!

 

He’s a good puppet, he does what they say, but he’s programmed for terror, and someone will pay!


From legendary horror writer John A. Russo comes The Academy. It’s every parent’s dream, turning their little darlings into geniuses, super-achievers, perfect little children.

And if there’s a problem, the Academy fixes that, too. It’s a simple operation. Just a little device. Then a teeny pink scar on a tender little skull…

One boy knows the secret. Now he wants his mind back. But it’s much, much too late. Too late for anything but the ugly feelings. The bad feelings. The messy sexy feelings. The knife-cold hatred, the murderous rage, for total screaming, blood-drenching revenge…

Get ready to enroll in THE ACADEMY.


VEGAN VAMPIRE VAGINAS – a new bizarro novel by WOL-VRIEY now available!

Vegan Vampire Vaginas by Wol-vriey

From the man who brought you VEGAN ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE and BOSTON POSH, comes…

VEGAN VAMPIRE VAGINAS

The biggest bank heist in US history. And Tom Palmer can’t remember pulling it off. And no, this isn’t your standard case of amnesia.

After a one-night-stand gone horribly wrong, Boston salesman Tom Palmer wakes up with a vagina implanted in his left hand.

Then his day gets worse:

Tom is transported across space-time to a nightmare version of Boston, one where the Bizarro virus has transformed half the population into cannibals.

Worst of all, Tom discovers that in this new Boston, he’s the infamous gangster Pussypalm, wanted for robbing the Federal Reserve Bank of Boston a year ago.

He also learns that the vagina in his hand is prophetic, i.e. it talks . . . after sex.

With 130 people left dead during his bank heist and six billion dollars missing, Tom knows he’s living on borrowed time. It is in his best interests not to remember anything.

Because once he does . . .

But then everything gets so much odder. Tom begins remembering what has to be someone else’s life. Or is it?

Vegan Vampire Vaginas: A mind-bending trip through Bizarro America!

Buy it NOW on amazon.com if you dare!


SAVE THE CROWS – a novella by GEORGE KOSANA now available

Actor and writer George Kosana’s latest novella now available through Burning Bulb Publishing:

Save the Crows - a novella by George Kosana

Story Description:

Gene Karnes is about to go crow hunting with his friend Roger. Little does he know that this trip might be his last.

In this novella, George Kosana (Sheriff McClelland in Night of the Living Dead) takes us on a frightening tale of mental illness, friendship, and trust set against the backdrop of a hunting trip gone horribly bad.

Can two lifelong buddies maintain their friendship and stay alive long enough to find their way back home as the hours tick by, the mental illness grows worse, and the precious little gasoline in their car begins to run out?

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Burning Bulb Publishing launches new comic book line starting with THE TAILSMAN!

INTRODUCING

BURNING BULB COMICS

Burning Bulb Comics

 

THE TAILSMAN

Episode No. 1: The Sioux City Shithouse Monster

THE TAILSMAN was a short story written by GARY LEE VINCENT that originally appeared in the Bizarro-western anthology WESTWARD HOES.  Adapted for comic by horror/bizarro writer RICH BOTTLES JR. (author of Lumberjacked, Hellhole West Virginia, & The Manacled) and illustrated by STUART J. BROWN (creator of the Annyseed vampire comic), THE TAILSMAN follows the adventures of Sly Franko as he makes his way across the old west.

The Tailsman – Episode No. 1: The Sioux City Shithouse Monster

He’s hot on the trail, looking for some tail…

Sly Franko was a man of the West, a forger of the wild frontier. Like the Country Western song that would be written years after he died, the words, “Faster horses, younger women, and more money,” seemed to be the anthem of this horn dog cowboy.

Franko would ride into town on a blazing saddle, find the closest saloon to wet the whistle, belly up to a good card game, and find him a hot-loving hussy to get his cowpoke on with.He would never stay in any one town too long, always mindful not to wear out his welcome and also mindful to glance over his shoulder from time to time just in case his ‘lady of the night’ from the night before happened to be married. The last thing Sly Franko needed was an angry husband hot on the trail of “The Tailsman.”

Yes, Franko quickly earned the nickname of The Tailsman and it would be an accurate statement to say he always seemed to find some tail on the trail wherever he would roam.

In Episode No. 1, Franko finds himself in the rolling hills of western Iowa where a visit to bathroom leads to terror and death. Can Sly and his buddies save the town and still get back to the Parlor of Pleasure in time for a game of cards and some gentlemanly fun? For mature readers only.

Get you copy today at IndyPlanet.


THE FALL OF TOMORROW by DAVID J. FAIRHEAD now available on amazon!

The Fall of Tomorrow

Burning Bulb Publishing is pleased to announce that THE FALL OF TOMORROW – the breakout horror novel by DAVID J. FAIRHEAD – is now available on amazon!

“David Fairhead writes compelling stories that offer very human characters and very inhuman monsters. There is no subtlety in Fairhead’s imagination – he is simply dying to scare the hell out of you.”  – Nelson W Pyles – author of DEMONS, DOLLS AND MILKSHAKES

Hopelessness… How do you protect your loved ones when Hell itself opens its insidious mouth?

Horror… Nightmarish Creatures invade your world and there is nowhere to hide.

Blood… How long can you hold out before they come for you?

Pain… Where do you run to avoid being eaten alive by monsters with a voracious appetite for your flesh?

Screams… While you selfishly run for your own life.

Questions… Who is to blame? Where did they come from? How many people survived…and how does the human race find the means to fight back?

THE FALL OF TOMORROW is man’s last tale of desperation told by those that are striving to salvage some hope against a ravenous bastion of evil beasts bent on ruling our world.

Author/book website: www.fairlydarkproductions.com

The Fall of Tomorrow Kindle EditionAlso available on Kindle

 


DEALEY PLAZA by JOHN RUSSO now available on amazon.com

From Legendary Horror Writer John Russo comes a harrowing tale where no one is safe!

Dealey Plaza by John Russo

Dealey Plaza is one of the most notorious places in America, and when youthful conspiracy buffs go there in 1964 to stage their own reenactment of the Kennedy Assassination, four of them are brutally murdered — the first victims of a hate-filled legacy that continues for four more decades.

The survivors of that long-ago Dallas trip, each of them now icons of the American way of life, are about to be honored — or killed.

Who will live and who will die? Will it be country-western star Lori McCoy? Her loving husband? Her scheming ex-husband? Or the case-hardened FBI agent and longtime friend who risks his life trying to protect them?

This is JOHN RUSSO at his best!

Watch the trailer:

From the Prologue:

Dealey Plaza is one of the most notorious places in America, and in the spring of 1964 I went there with some college pals, conspiracy buffs, who wanted me to help them film their own version of the Kennedy Assassination.

On the way home, four of them were murdered and their footage went up in flames.

It was the first link in a chain of violent death that spanned four decades and caused me to abandon all my youthful hopes and dreams.

As the years went by, some of us who had survived that trip became rich, some became famous or notorious, and some of us were entangled in tricky or dangerous situations that life had thrown our way.

Now we were gathered together for Homecoming Weekend 2000 at Belmont University.

But a killer was waiting for us.

And he was nursing a deadly grudge that had its roots in the trip to Dallas we had embarked on long ago when we were young, adventurous and innocent.

Buy the book today at
www.DealeyPlazaBook.com


DARKENED SOULS by GARY LEE VINCENT now available on amazon.com

Darkened Souls by Gary Lee Vincent

The wait is finally over… DARKENED SOULS – Book IV in DARKENED – THE WEST VIRGINIA VAMPIRE SERIES by Gary Lee Vincent is now available on amazon.com!

http://tinyurl.com/mlp8gkc


Big Trouble In Little Ass by Wol-vriey now an eBook!

Big Trouble In Little Ass: A Novella by Wol-vriey

From Bizarro master storyteller Wol-vriey comes a truly weird western tale that will leave you awe-struck and on the edge of your seat…

In the town named Little Ass, tight-assed prostitute Rosa overhears a gunslinger’s plans to assassinate rancher Edison Bennett. Once the badass Bennett learns of the plot, he ensures there’ll be hell to pay for any attempt on his life!

Yes, it’s going to take all of gunslinger Jude’s shooting prowess, his eclectic collection of strange firearms, a trusty horse that requires an owners’ manual, and the help of the lovely and invigorating Nell (who’s EXTREMELY odd when the going gets weird), to survive the Bizarro hell that Edison Bennett unleashes in order to hold onto the land that he’d stolen from Madam Zizi.

An excerpt from the book:
Edison returned with his drink. He and Valhalla studied Jude’s gun.
“It’s made of bone, Edison,” Valhalla said. “Smells like fish bone.”
Edison raised a startled eyebrow. He finished his whiskey, then broke the weapon open to check its ammo.
There were three shells in the cylinder, and no spent casings. Edison thought the three empty chambers odd. Even odder, the ends of the unfired shells looked like frayed meat.
He shook the bullets out into his hand.
Frowning, he held one up so Valhalla and Ike could see it. Lamplight glinted off the bullet’s fingernail. “What sort of a weapon fires severed human fingers?” he asked.

Download your copy today for only $0.99 or for FREE via a Prime membership on the Amazon.com Kindle Lending Library!


New release from Wol-vriey: BOSTON POSH

Boston Posh by Wol-vrieyBoston Posh: A Bud Malone Thriller!

Why are the white robots trying to kill Malone?

In 2028 AD, the USA is a nation ravaged by hungry dragons and dinosaurs.

In Boston, Massachusetts, private eye Bud Malone is hired to rescue a kidnapped heiress. But nothing is as it seems.

Malone works to unravel a tangled web involving Boston Chinatown, a 200-year-old woman with a 9-year-old body, white humanoid robots, a human-liver-eating psychopath, a golem, a porcelain dragon, and a snake goddess with a crush on him.

There’s also a woman obsessed with chicken sex.

Then Malone meets Posh Lane, a gorgeous call girl who’s desperate to quit her pimp. Romantic sparks ignite between Posh and Malone, but Posh’s past suddenly catches up with her in a BIG way.

To save Posh, Malone agrees to run a quest for Earth’s new rulers, the Forks. The quest: recover ex US president Jefferson Lincoln’s liver for them.

Malone has no idea that agreeing to the Fork’s odd request will send him on the weirdest trip he’s ever been on in his life.

Boston Posh. A total mindf*ck. Reality like you’ve never dared imagine it!