Reality has henceforth been abolished
– The Fixer.
In Springfield, Massachusetts, Melanie Catchpole is hired to fetch back a magic teddy bear worth millions of dollars from a warehouse across town.
Problem is, the warehouse is down in Springfield’s O-Zone—that totally weird sector of the city where Bizarro fell to Earth. The ‘O’ is a fairytale land, a place where dreams and nightmares literally live and breathe.
Worse still, the gingers—mutant cannibals—prowl the O. The gingers have already eaten everyone else Melanie’s employers sent to get back the magic teddy bear.
Accompanied by the handsome but ruthless Doug Fisher (who she finds sexy but doesn’t dare entrust her heart to), Melanie enters the O-Zone.
Melanie and Doug are instantly caught up in an adventure they’d never have believed credible even if written as fiction . . . and Melanie’s used to experiencing the very weird as the norm.
And now, additionally, there’s a mystery to unravel: What does the dark, freezing-cold being called The Fixer want with Mary, the barkeep’s daughter?
Now available – THE FILING CABINET OF DOOM – a collection of 17 Bizarro stories.
What is THE FILING CABINET OF DOOM?
It’s a surreal comedy set in a black and white world where people communicate via speech bubbles and no sound exists. During a visit by a traveling carnival a psychic informs a village that the world will end soon. Three people make their way to the Head Office of the Council – a distant and dangerous place – to find out what’s going on while the psychic stays behind to face the wrath of the villagers.
In addition to the novella bearing the collection’s title, this book is JAM PACKED with sixteen BONUS short stories of the bizarre for your perusal, including:
- Amongst the Dust and the Mice
- Care For a Dance?
- Dimension Lake
- Feathers and Fame
- Girl in the Picture
- I Can See You
- Invite Ghosts and Earn Pounds
- My Own Real Doll
- One Phone Call Away
- Son, I’m Afraid I’m a Zombie
- The Annual Essex Medical Convention
- The Blue Seashell
- The Marzipan King is a Dick
- The Problem Rock
- Time Tastic Tours
- We Interrupt With This Message
Here’s what people are saying:
Superbly executed, brilliantly written!
– GARY LEE VINCENT, Author DARKENED HILLS
Not only will “Boston Posh” serve as a perfect introduction of Bizarro fiction to genre virgins, but will also satisfy the most babble-scarred of bizarro brigadiers.
– RICH BOTTLES JR., Author, THE MANACLED
Wol-vriey is the L. Frank Baum of our perverted 21st Century!
– GREGOR XANE, Goodreads
This book is totally unique, original, graphically depicted and definitely original.
– FRAN LEWIS, Amazon
… a surrealist’s nightmare with so many freaky elements it leaves the reader breathless.
– LEILA ANANI, Goodreads
A bizarro epic. You have been warned…Nothing can prepare you for the world Wol-vriey has created.
– Pedro Proença, Amazon