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EVIL – a novel of pure terror – is now available by Wol-vriey

EVIL by Wol-vriey

The Evil began the week before Sylvia Stewart’s 30th birthday.

Cathy Higgins died.

The Bargainer resurrected Cathy . . . for a price.

The price? Cathy’s father Ronan had to plant some seeds for him.

But these were no ordinary seeds the Bargainer gave to Ronan Higgins. These were seeds from Hell: seeds which required human flesh as both soil and fertilizer.

And meanwhile, the unsuspecting Sylvia Stewart went ahead with the plans for her birthday party, which was to be held on Ronan Higgins’ sunflower farm . . .

Get EVIL today…available on Kindle and Paperback at amazon.


MR. UGLY – a novel by Wol-vriey – now available on amazon!

SHE RETURNED FROM HER CELL TO GIVE THEM HELL!

When a rotting corpse suddenly appears and starts butchering Raynham’s youths, there’s really only one question that needs answering:

Is this faceless and rotting monster Peter Howard, or isn’t it?

Problem is, Peter Howard died 15 years ago. So how can he possibly be back from the dead and murdering people with such relentless and sadistic brutality?

Peter’s mother Malicia, who’s just been released from the lunatic asylum, may have the answers to the crazy puzzle, but the two detectives investigating the deaths don’t even know the right questions to ask her yet.

Mr. Ugly: It really doesn’t matter if you lock your doors; you simply aren’t safe anymore.

Read it now in paperback and Kindle.


DARIA: An Erotic Nightmare by Wol-viey Now Available!

Daria: An Erotic Nightmare by Wol-vriey

Daria Front Cover (web resolution)

Even the best laid women can go wrong.

Daria Simpson is HUNGRY. She’s HUNGRY for sex and bloodshed and death.

Shelly Parker just wanted to have a threesome with her boyfriend Craig and her best friend Erica. Everything was shaping up nicely for their weekend of sexual fun and games, until they stopped at the creepy Crossway Diner and met Daria.

From the moment they met Daria, EVERYTHING went wrong for them; and it went wrong in the most horrific and terrifying of ways!

Daria: Paranormal service has been resumed.

Available in paperback and Kindle from Amazon.


BLUE NIGHTMARES – a novel of unspeakable terror, now available from Wol-vriey

Blue Nightmares by Wol-vriey

Consummate EVIL is coming. It is relentless and unavoidable. It is Blue.

Jessica Schreiber is seeing things. Very horrible things. Since arriving in Raynham for what should have been a relaxing vacation, she’s been seeing the Big Blue.

Jessica is smelling things too—dead and rotting things that she can’t see. She is sure those dead and rotting things are dead people. Lots of dead people.

Jessica’s worst nightmares will soon become her reality. Her reality will soon become a terrifying nightmare.

The tentacled residents of the House of Death have a lot that they wish to show Jessica Schreiber. They have a lot that they wish to tell her. But will she survive long enough to learn their lessons?

Buy BLUE NIGHTMARES, available in paperback and Kindle at amazon.


BRAINCHEW 2: OUT OF THEIR HEADS available now from Wol-vriey!

After Tiff Hooper recognizes Josh Penham, the man who abducted her and kept her in his basement and abused her, she brings her three friends to Raynham for a night of well-deserved revenge on him.

Only things don’t go according to plan.

It is never a good idea to leave a corpse in Raynham’s Pleasant Street Cemetery. You run the very real risk of awakening what lies underground there. And that thing — Brainchew — is more horrible and more evil than anything the average mind conceives of even in its worst nightmares.

Brainchew is back! And this time the monster is extra-hungry. But there are plenty of delicious human brains about tonight, and Brainchew intends to eat them all before dawn.

Buy it today in paperback or Kindle at amazon!


BRAINCHEW – the exciting new horror novel by WOL-VRIEY – now available!

Brainchew by Wol-vriey

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It was supposed to be a simple jewel heist, but it went badly wrong. Chuck got shot and died.

Lance hid his friend’s corpse in the Pleasant Street Cemetery. But that was a big mistake—there was something undead, something extremely hungry . . . something eXXXtremely horrible, buried in the Pleasant Street Cemetery.

And Lance had just woken it up.

They called the monster Brainchew because it ate brains. Human brains. And it preferred those brains fresh from the heads . . . of the living.

And now it was awake again, Brainchew planned on feeding big-time tonight. Oh hell yes, it did.

BRAINCHEW – Order it TODAY on amazon!


GIRLS ARE NOT SMILING – the latest novel by WOL-VRIEY – now available!

Girls Are Not Smiling by Wol-vriey

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From the author of Hell Dancer, comes Girls Are Not Smiling.

Welcome To The Road Trip From Hell

Pagan is demon-possessed.

Lori is suicidal.

Britt is just terminally pissed off.

Meet three young Boston women on the run from the law, each with problems that will fuse into more than the sum of their individual parts, becoming a holocaust of sex and violence and terror, a literal rain of blood and horror and gore and evil.

And if that wasn’t already bad enough, Pagan’s pet demon is slowly transforming her into something both unspeakable and unholy.

Truly, these girls aren’t smiling.

Available now at amazon.com.


HELL DANCER now available from WOL-VRIEY!

Hell Dancer

Six people find themselves trapped in Detention, a nightmare realm where the demonic Schoolmaster is hell-bent on reforming them . . . until they die.

Porn superstar Venus Deluxe came to Springfield, MA to party, and next found her life hanging by a thread. One wrong answer will mean her death.

Suspended BPD detective Tanya Rockford was trying to stop one kind of violence, but found a terrifying another. With her and her companion’s lives hanging in the balance, it’s going to take all of her courage and resourcefulness to escape this hell she’s stumbled into.

Porn stud Chad Cannon has made a career from his ten-inch penis. Here in Detention, however, it’s his brains that matter. He’ll soon be hoping all the pot he’s smoked over the years hasn’t completely messed up his memory.

The three students, Sherri, Jordan, and Mike? They were all just in the wrong place at the right time.

Will anyone survive Detention? The evil Schoolmaster doesn’t plan on letting that happen . . .

HELL DANCER — BUY IT NOW ON AMAZON!


BOSTON LUST – Book #3 in the BUD MALONE SERIES by Wol-vriey now available!

Boston Lust by Wol-vriey

From the creator of Boston Posh and Boston Corpse comes Boston Lust, the third installment in the BUD MALONE bizarro detective series!

“Bless it, Father, for she has sinned.”

Seven murdered gay women, all their bodies completely drained of blood. All also with large parts of their bodies dissolved away like acid has been pumped into their veins.

Bud Malone has to find the female vampire preying on Boston’s lesbian population.

Then Malone meets the beautiful Trudi Carmen and the case gets even more tangled. Trudi needs Malone’s help in recovering a ring that’s gone missing. But how in the world is one little black ring related to either the dead women or their killer?

Resolving this case will lead Malone deep into Lucy Tang’s legacy—The Abstracta. And then to the city of Genesis.

Boston Lust—Just when you thought Bean Town was safe to visit again.

Own it today in paperback or Kindle editions! Available on amazon.com.

 


A Burning Bulb First: TWO BRAND NEW RELEASES in the same day!

Best of 2015In a first in the seven-year history of BURNING BULB PUBLISHING, we are pleased to announce that TODAY (August 29, 2015) we have made history by releasing not one, but TWO exciting new books to our collection of amazing literature!


First, for the Bizarro/over-the-top fiction/erotica fans, let me present to you DR. ORGASM, by the incomparable WOL-VRIEY:

Dr. Orgasm by Wol-vriey

Communism = the political doctrine outlawing ‘coming’ (i.e. the female orgasm).

Courtney Taylor is young, intelligent, beautiful, and successful. She also has a boyfriend who loves her deeply.

The problem is, no matter what Courtney does, she can’t climax during sex.

When Florence Rigid’s communist forces destroy the city of Metaphor, Courtney and her friends Teresa, Highball, Miki, and Heather are cast into the midst of a quest to find the only person able to save the land of Innuendo—Dr. Carol Orgasm, wanted by the communists for developing the O-Pill, a wonder drug that grants women sexual ecstasy on demand.

The communists will do anything to get their hands on the O-Pill and prevent its reaching the millions of Innuendo’s women.

But Courtney desperately wants that pill too. And so it’s now a race between Courtney and the communists to find Dr. Orgasm first.

And Courtney has no choice but to win this race.

She must win it: For her own orgasm . . . and for the freedom of female sexuality everywhere.


Second, for the fans of classic horror, NELSON W. PYLES’ latest release EVERYTHING HERE IS A NIGHTMARE will be sure to satisfy your dark cravings:

Everything Here Is A Nightmare by Nelson W. Pyles

“Pyles makes it look easy. His characters come instantly alive with the cocksure verve and swagger of rock stars.”- Daniel Knauf, creator of HBO’s “Carnivale,” Executive Producer/Writer, ABC’s “The Blacklist.”

The critically acclaimed author of Demons, Dolls and Milkshakes returns with fifteen tales of horror and suspense with Everything Here is a Nightmare.

From zombies in the old west, to a young boy tempted by the Devil. From vampires with romantic longing, to an abandoned lighthouse haunted by vengeful spirits. From a serial killer getting unholy justice, to a haunted English race car, Nelson W Pyles invites you to explore a landscape of fear, suspense and horror.

Take his hand and hold on tight. Remember that whatever you find here, whatever you see, no matter what you might think it could be…know this:

Everything Here is a Nightmare


BOSTON CORPSE, Book #2 in the Bud Malone Bizarro Crime Series by WOL-VRIEY now available!

Boston Corpse by Wol-vriey

Boston Corpse:
A Bud Malone Thriller!

MAGIC CAN BE MURDER!!!

Drag queen Lucy Tang is back in Boston, and is hell-bent on settling her vendetta against casino owner Sookie Ling. And suddenly, Bud Malone, PI, has the case of his life to resolve.

When Boston’s robot police force are baffled by a mind transfer case, they come to Malone for help.

The one person who can likely help Malone out here is the witch Soledad Bathory. But Soledad seems to know a lot more than she’s telling him.

It’s a case not made easier when Malone meets Soledad’s beautiful cousin, Josephine ‘Slave’ Bailey. Slave has her own plans for Malone, most of which involve teaching him BDSM and making him her new Master.

Oh, and Rick Rogers owes Sookie Ling a whole lot of money, a gambling debt that’s going to be literally Hell to pay!

Boston Corpse–Not your average detective novel!
Get it today at amazon!


PUBLISHER’S DISCLAIMER/STORM WARNING:

This isn’t well-behaved young adult fiction. It is not intended for children, either. This is a graphically violent, EXTREMELY sexually graphic/depraved, quite sick book (in places) . . . seriously, not for the innocent. SERIOUSLY. Er . . . you’ve been warned.

This is Book #2 in the Bud Malone Series. Book #1 is Boston Posh.


BIZARRO 101 (A Basic Primer) – 37 Flash Fiction Stories by WOL-VRIEY – now available!

Bizarro 101 by Wol-vriey

“This primer is the very essence of any and all styles and types of Bizarro writing. Wol-vriey collects, distills, and bottles up these 37 tiny stories for your sensory enjoyment. This is an absolute must-read for anyone new to the genre, because it demonstrates the scope of what Bizarro is, and what it can be.”

–Teresa Pollack, Bizarro commentator and blogger

Welcome to the strange place:

A collection of 37 flash fiction stories designed to introduce one to the Bizarro/New Weird Genre.

Weird, dreamy, nightmarish, absurd, sad, surreal, humorous . . . this collection of tales is all this and more.

Welcome once again to the strange place, everyone . . . the very strange place.

Stories include:

  • The Original
  • Penisthumb
  • Love + Lust in Brazil
  • Teething Troubles
  • Jackie Chan Angel
  • Ears are for Hearing
  • Evil Beef Factory
  • Angie Stone’s Revival
  • Lesbian in my Pocket
  • Void
  • Can’t See For The Rain
  • Identia
  • The Morning After
  • Ahmed Apple Attacks America!
  • The Grass
  • A Day at the Racists
  • Behind Every Successful Woman
  • Okay! Okay!!
  • For Ze Love of Rosa (A Legend of Bizarro Mexico)
  • Ring Ring
  • Shrink Me
  • Good Medicine
  • Liquid Husband
  • The East Side of the House
  • In Reverso
  • Entertaining Spider
  • Number One
  • Señor Ogre (A Legend of Bizarro Mexico)
  • Die, You Fluffy Sonofabitch!
  • Soft Silky Skin
  • Venice
  • God’s Refrigerator
  • 2012: The Alien Egg
  • Retro Race Relations Rumble
  • The Lionesses and The Hyena
  • The Secret Life of Drawers
  • The Devil in Utopia

Get your copy of BIZARRO 101 today at Amazon.com.
Available in PAPERBACK and KINDLE editions.


ATTENTION BIZARRO FANS: MELANIE NEMESIS CATCHPOLE by WOL-VRIEY is here!

Melanie Nemesis Catchpole

 

Reality has henceforth been abolished
– The Fixer.

In Springfield, Massachusetts, Melanie Catchpole is hired to fetch back a magic teddy bear worth millions of dollars from a warehouse across town.

Problem is, the warehouse is down in Springfield’s O-Zone—that totally weird sector of the city where Bizarro fell to Earth. The ‘O’ is a fairytale land, a place where dreams and nightmares literally live and breathe.

Worse still, the gingers—mutant cannibals—prowl the O. The gingers have already eaten everyone else Melanie’s employers sent to get back the magic teddy bear.

Accompanied by the handsome but ruthless Doug Fisher (who she finds sexy but doesn’t dare entrust her heart to), Melanie enters the O-Zone.

Melanie and Doug are instantly caught up in an adventure they’d never have believed credible even if written as fiction . . . and Melanie’s used to experiencing the very weird as the norm.

And now, additionally, there’s a mystery to unravel: What does the dark, freezing-cold being called The Fixer want with Mary, the barkeep’s daughter?

MELANIE NEMESIS CATCHPOLE the latest bizarro adventure from Wol-vriey
Get it now at amazon.com!


VEGAN VAMPIRE VAGINAS – a new bizarro novel by WOL-VRIEY now available!

Vegan Vampire Vaginas by Wol-vriey

From the man who brought you VEGAN ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE and BOSTON POSH, comes…

VEGAN VAMPIRE VAGINAS

The biggest bank heist in US history. And Tom Palmer can’t remember pulling it off. And no, this isn’t your standard case of amnesia.

After a one-night-stand gone horribly wrong, Boston salesman Tom Palmer wakes up with a vagina implanted in his left hand.

Then his day gets worse:

Tom is transported across space-time to a nightmare version of Boston, one where the Bizarro virus has transformed half the population into cannibals.

Worst of all, Tom discovers that in this new Boston, he’s the infamous gangster Pussypalm, wanted for robbing the Federal Reserve Bank of Boston a year ago.

He also learns that the vagina in his hand is prophetic, i.e. it talks . . . after sex.

With 130 people left dead during his bank heist and six billion dollars missing, Tom knows he’s living on borrowed time. It is in his best interests not to remember anything.

Because once he does . . .

But then everything gets so much odder. Tom begins remembering what has to be someone else’s life. Or is it?

Vegan Vampire Vaginas: A mind-bending trip through Bizarro America!

Buy it NOW on amazon.com if you dare!


Big Trouble In Little Ass by Wol-vriey now an eBook!

Big Trouble In Little Ass: A Novella by Wol-vriey

From Bizarro master storyteller Wol-vriey comes a truly weird western tale that will leave you awe-struck and on the edge of your seat…

In the town named Little Ass, tight-assed prostitute Rosa overhears a gunslinger’s plans to assassinate rancher Edison Bennett. Once the badass Bennett learns of the plot, he ensures there’ll be hell to pay for any attempt on his life!

Yes, it’s going to take all of gunslinger Jude’s shooting prowess, his eclectic collection of strange firearms, a trusty horse that requires an owners’ manual, and the help of the lovely and invigorating Nell (who’s EXTREMELY odd when the going gets weird), to survive the Bizarro hell that Edison Bennett unleashes in order to hold onto the land that he’d stolen from Madam Zizi.

An excerpt from the book:
Edison returned with his drink. He and Valhalla studied Jude’s gun.
“It’s made of bone, Edison,” Valhalla said. “Smells like fish bone.”
Edison raised a startled eyebrow. He finished his whiskey, then broke the weapon open to check its ammo.
There were three shells in the cylinder, and no spent casings. Edison thought the three empty chambers odd. Even odder, the ends of the unfired shells looked like frayed meat.
He shook the bullets out into his hand.
Frowning, he held one up so Valhalla and Ike could see it. Lamplight glinted off the bullet’s fingernail. “What sort of a weapon fires severed human fingers?” he asked.

Download your copy today for only $0.99 or for FREE via a Prime membership on the Amazon.com Kindle Lending Library!


Reviews keep coming over Boston Posh

Boston Posh Kindle Edition

Download your copy of BOSTON POSH today for only $2.99!

Wol-vriey’s breakthrough Bizarro novel Boston Posh is getting some great reviews over on Goodreads and amazon.

Here’s what people are saying:

Superbly executed, brilliantly written!
– GARY LEE VINCENT, Author DARKENED HILLS

Not only will “Boston Posh” serve as a perfect introduction of Bizarro fiction to genre virgins, but will also satisfy the most babble-scarred of bizarro brigadiers.
– RICH BOTTLES JR., Author, THE MANACLED

Wol-vriey is the L. Frank Baum of our perverted 21st Century!
– GREGOR XANE, Goodreads

This book is totally unique, original, graphically depicted and definitely original.
– FRAN LEWIS, Amazon

… a surrealist’s nightmare with so many freaky elements it leaves the reader breathless.
– LEILA ANANI, Goodreads

A bizarro epic. You have been warned…Nothing can prepare you for the world Wol-vriey has created.
 – Pedro Proença, Amazon

Right now, you can download the Kindle edition for only $2.99!


John D.’s reaction after reading Vegan Zombie Apocalypse

John D. decided to read VEGAN ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE by Wol-vriey in one setting and his eyes popped out of his head! OMG!

Burning Bulb Publishing cannot be held responsible for any physical or psychological damage that reading our books may cause.

Dare to read VEGAN ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE for yourself? Check it out here.

Vegan Zombie Apocalypse


Westward Hoes now on Kindle!

Howdy all you weird Western fans out there!  This just in… Westward Hoes: 9 Weird Western Tales is now available on Kindle!  For bizarro lovers, this also features the novella “Big Trouble in Little Ass” by Wol-vriey.

Westward Hoes: 9 Weird Western Tales - Edited by Rich Bottles Jr. & Gary Lee Vincent

Westward Hoes: 9 Weird Western Tales – Edited by Rich Bottles Jr. & Gary Lee Vincent. Buy the eBook today for only $2.99!


2013 Best Sellers List

Bestsellers in Indie Fiction

Burning Bulb Publishing is pleased to announce the Best Selling Books of 2013.
These top sellers make great gifts, so we are releasing the list early!

Fiction

Vegan Zombie Apocalypse
The Big Book of Bizarro
Westward Hoes
The Manacled
Darkened Hills

New book trailers for Boston Posh

Boston PoshWe are pleased to announce two new book trailers for Wol-vriey’s latest novel Boston Posh are now ready for your viewing enjoyment. Note that background music used on both trailers was composed by Wol-vriey himself!

Be sure to buy the book today at amazon.com, or if you’re feeling lucky, enter to win a free copy on Goodreads!

Goodreads Boston Posh Giveaway Contest

The first trailer was submitted by Burning Bulb author Rich Bottles Jr. and his daughter Lolita Bottles:

The second trailer was submitted by Burning Bulb author Gary Lee Vincent:


New release from Wol-vriey: BOSTON POSH

Boston Posh by Wol-vrieyBoston Posh: A Bud Malone Thriller!

Why are the white robots trying to kill Malone?

In 2028 AD, the USA is a nation ravaged by hungry dragons and dinosaurs.

In Boston, Massachusetts, private eye Bud Malone is hired to rescue a kidnapped heiress. But nothing is as it seems.

Malone works to unravel a tangled web involving Boston Chinatown, a 200-year-old woman with a 9-year-old body, white humanoid robots, a human-liver-eating psychopath, a golem, a porcelain dragon, and a snake goddess with a crush on him.

There’s also a woman obsessed with chicken sex.

Then Malone meets Posh Lane, a gorgeous call girl who’s desperate to quit her pimp. Romantic sparks ignite between Posh and Malone, but Posh’s past suddenly catches up with her in a BIG way.

To save Posh, Malone agrees to run a quest for Earth’s new rulers, the Forks. The quest: recover ex US president Jefferson Lincoln’s liver for them.

Malone has no idea that agreeing to the Fork’s odd request will send him on the weirdest trip he’s ever been on in his life.

Boston Posh. A total mindf*ck. Reality like you’ve never dared imagine it!


Fall 2013 Newsletter

hand drawing light bulb with crumpled paperWelcome to the Fall 2013
Burning Bulb Publishing Newsletter

With the changing of the time and the falling of the leaves, I realize it has been a while since I published a piece to keep everyone in the loop with the happenings at ‘The Bulb’.

For those of you who weren’t aware, I launched a BRAND NEW version of my official personal website (http://www.garyleevincent.com) on October 15th and using this new platform, folks can enjoy content on both traditional browsers and mobile devices alike.

Also, we have four major projects currently in the hopper and I am very excited to tell you about them…

Boston PoshBoston Posh

First off, we have a new story coming out from one of my favorite authors of all time – Wol-vriey.  Cleverly titled Boston Posh, we will go into the bizarro underworld of a post apocalyptic Boston, where Detective Bud Malone must uncover a mystery of a missing heiress.  You may recall Wol-vriey from one of his other titles – Vegan Zombie Apocalypse  – which was published by Burning Bulb back in the Spring.  He is also the author of Meat Suitcase and contributor to The Big Book of Bizarro and Westward Hoes. 

Boston Posh is an incredible read and one of the few books that I read and re-read about three time in a row.  When this one comes out, you definitely want to check it out.  It is a total mind trip done up in a way that only Wol-vriey can do.

For a closer look, be sure to check out our Boston Posh teaser, by clicking here.

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Darkened SoulsDarkened Hills IV – Darkened Souls

Most people familiar with the Darkened series believe everything to be nicely wrapped up and delivered with a bow on top at the end of Book III (Darkened Waters), hence giving a conclusion to The Darkened Trilogy. But that is not quite the case.

Darkened Souls represents a reimagineering of the gothic vampire saga with new characters and settings. Picking up where Book III left off, the fourth book in the series will kick off what I affectionatly call The Mother of Darkness trilogy and I hope to take this new story arc to new heights (or lows depending on you point of view).

 

 

Be sure to keep up-to-date with the latest developments in the DARKENED series by visiting www.DarkenedHills.com.

The Tailsman Comic Book

Sly Franko - a.k.a. "The Tailsman"For fans of the Burning Bulb Bizarro anthology, Westward Hoes (and graphic arts in general), I am very pleased to say that work is progressing nicely in our Tailsman comic book.  For those who don’t know, I have teamed up with Bizarro horror author Rich Bottles Jr. and a famous comic illustrator to launch our first ever comic book from Burning Bulb Publishing.

Presently, we have the first five panels done and are shooting for a 24-page book for our Episode 1 special edition.  Stay tuned, as I will post samples as we finalize them.

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St. Albans Fire

A few weeks ago, Rich and I were in Charleston, WV, for a Shockacon event.  While there, we visited the nearby town of St. Albans and its neighborhood of “Jefferson.”  For those of you unfamiliar with Jefferson, let me educate you by sharing the following YouTube official news report…

http://youtu.be/xk_2y3fYuhc

Anyway, the whole experience gave me the inspiration to create a humorous erotica tale based in Jefferson and the initial plot has already been worked up.  I’ll be going full-bore on this one once Darkened Souls is complete and hope to twist Rich’s arm in the meantime to sell him on the idea of collaborating with me,  as his humor for the perverse is second to none.

That’s all I have for today.  Have a wonderful fall season and as the temperature drops, keep your stick on the ice!
Gary Lee Vincent